How to Stay Safe in the World Today
(You can’t argue with this logic)
Here is the secret to staying safe in the world today:
1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all
fatal accidents.
2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents
happen to pedestrians.
4. Avoid traveling by air, rail or water because 16% of all accidents involve
these forms of transportation.
5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in hospitals. So, above all
else, avoid hospitals.
BUT …
You will be pleased to learn .001% of all deaths occur in worship services
in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders.
THEREFORE…
Logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in
time is in church!
And the percentage of deaths in Bible study is even less!
SO… for SAFETY’S sake:
Attend Church and read your Bible.
IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!